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Reese Whitherspoon's marriage in pieces

The split comes just weeks after a celebrity lensman spotted the glam couple bickering at the New York premiere of "Flags of Our Fathers" - the Clint Eastwood-directed film about the World War II heroes who planted the American flag at Iwo Jima, in which Phillippe stars.
And it follows months of rumors and magazine reports that their marriage was on the rocks, all of which were repeatedly denied.
"They are completely happy, as everyone saw on the Oscars broadcast," a rep declared last March. But witnesses said the couple avoided each other like the plague at a Vanity Fair-hosted bash just hours after Witherspoon won gold for her portrayal of June Carter Cash in the Johnny Cash biopic.
"He sat by himself looking pretty resentful," a partygoer told Life & Style magazine.

There's a 700lb Gorilla in the room and no one wants to talk about it!

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An adult club in Casselberry, Fla., is offering flu shots for seniors Monday, according to Local 6 News. Rachel's Steakhouse, which is an adult club near Orlando International Airport, is offering the vaccines from 11 a.m. until 4 p.m. Monday. The cost for the vaccines is $25 but they will be offered free for all Casselberry and Seminole County senior citizens

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Photos of Maher at a Hallowe'en party in Los Angeles at the weekend dressed in khaki shorts and shirt with a bloody barb hanging out of his chest are circulating the internet.
The comedian, who has a weekly television talk show, has outraged some of his fans.......NOT ME, I ALREADY KNEW HE WAS AN IDIOT!

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COURIC'S BRODCASTING SUCKS

The ratings for Katie Couric's CBS Evening News may be down – but the upbeat anchor isn't. Claiming that despite her third-place ranking among the major three network newscasts, she's "feeling great" and "having a great time," Couric tells USA Today, "We kind of ignore people who are observing everything we do and praising, criticizing or analyzing it, and we're just doing what we want."

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NBA GAME BALL HAS A NEW LOOK

"It feels like one of those cheap balls you buy at the toy store," O'Neal declared at the opening of training camp. "I call it a peach," said Knicks point guard Nate Robinson. "Nine guys out of 10 are going to tell you that they don't like the way it feels," Marbury said. "When it gets wet, it's slicker. It's harder to handle. It's a totally different thing with the way it bounces and passes."

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NBC rejects TV ads for Dixie Chicks film

Citing its policy barring ads dealing with "public controversy," the NBC network said on Friday it rejected a TV commercial for a new film documenting the furor over the Dixie Chicks' criticism of President George W. Bush.

Ads for the documentary Shut Up & Sing also were rebuffed by the smaller CW network, though local affiliates of all five major broadcasters, including NBC and CW, ran promotional spots for the film in New York and Los Angeles, the two cities where it opened on Friday.

BOYCOTTING THE DIXIE CHICKS..............I LOVE IT!

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" Snoop Dogg was arrested on suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession" the po-po said.
The rapper, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, was arrested at 3:45 p.m. Thursday at Bob Hope Airport, police said. Snoop Dogg posted $35,000 bail and was scheduled to appear in court Dec. 12."

Yo, I need ta smoke uh little chronic 'n shi wiff muh ma homie flying in an' just in case someone tries ta take muh ma dang chronic n` shi ah got muh ma gat an' will smoke dem dead. Like back in 96', when dat sucka talked back ta me an' muh ma darn niggas while we's wuz riding in muh ma sweet `64 an' dat da punk ended up dead. But ah wuz aquitted cause I don' know anythin'. you know das right!

Besides, why do da po-po gots ta always be on by back ! what 'chew trippin foo' !!!

Huh?

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Angelina loves the children, all the children of the world, red and yellow, black and white.....

According to The Daily Record, the actress and her partner Brad Pitt visited the Priva Darshini orphanage here recently and filed an application.

An insider told the Record’s web site, "They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas. They'd like to name it India to honour its homeland."

Jolie's first child, Maddox, 5, was adopted from a Cambodian orphanage in 2002. Last year, she adopted Ethiopian Zahara Marley, now 22 months old.

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Roethlisberger says Falcons player taunted him about head injury

PITTSBURGH - Ben Roethlisberger won't have any trouble remembering the hit that gave the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback his latest concussion. "It felt like it busted my whole jaw," he said Wednesday. He also won't forget the crude comment made by one of the three Atlanta Falcons players who, while sacking him Sunday, apparently taunted Roethlisberger by saying he wanted to hit him in his surgically repaired face. Roethlisberger, who led the Steelers to a Super Bowl win last season, was injured during a helmet-to-helmet hit by defensive end Chauncey Davis immediately after releasing a pass during the third quarter. Roethlisberger also was sandwiched by defensive lineman Patrick Kerney and linebacker Ed Hartwell.
"They got me from every angle," he said.

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The catwalk queen was arrested yesterday on suspicion of assault after another woman charged that the supermodel attacked her, police and media reports said.
The mercurial model is already facing an assault charge in New York for allegedly bashing her maid in the head with a jewel-encrusted cell phone.
And that's just one in a long series of allegations that Campbell has gone medieval on the help after blowing her top.

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NEW YORK, Oct. 25 (UPI) -- Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh has accused actor Michael J. Fox of exaggerating his Parkinson's disease in recent political ads supporting Democrats.
Limbaugh said on his radio show Tuesday that Fox's jerky movements in a commercial for Missouri Senate challenger Claire McCaskill were just "an act," USA Today reported Wednesday.
Limbaugh said that Fox has mentioned that he sometimes passes on taking his medication in order to illustrate Parkinson's severe physical effects.

FAKER?

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"You women should grow up," Simmons, 57, says of his theory that the vast majority of women are desperate to walk down the aisle and will cajole and harangue their men relentlessly to make it happen. "You have to get over that stuff, because it will drive men away. And then you wonder why he's mounting your sister instead of you."

Marriage, Simmons says, is designed for women - it's "quicksand" for men.
"You just have to say 'I do' and you're done. You may as well just close the lid on your coffin because you can't get out; you're lowered six feet under. To get out of marriage is impossible without you women tearing one of our two God-given balls out, entrails and all."

So why are married men said to be the happiest of any demographic?
"Because if they say otherwise, their wives will kill them," he replies. "Do you know why men die before their wives? Because they want to."

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Since Britney gave birth on September 12, it has been widely reported that the baby's name is Sutton Pierce Federline, giving him the same initials as his big brother Sean Preston. But Britney has refused to confirm the name until his picture appears in People magazine and rumors now suggest he is actually called Jayden James (WHO CARES WHAT HIS NAME IS WITH FACE THAT UGLY).

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Country singer Keith Urban has admitted himself into rehab to help beat his drug addiction. But what he is most sorry about is the effect it has taken on his wife Nicole Kiddman.

WOW we see what you mean Keith! Stay off the Liqour for Nicole's sake, please.....

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Steak is back on the menu at the Chowchilla Subway Restaurant two days after a woman reported finding an object that she said looked like part of a finger in her steak and cheese sandwich. The Chowchilla Police Department has sent the item to a lab for testing.

The owner of the Subway says the woman brought the item back to the restaurant several hours after ordering the sandwich. He described it as a half inch in size, pink in color, and hard in texture......YUMMMMMMY!

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According to police, friends of the rapper "Fabolous" were caught on camera snatching a $50,000 chain off the neck of Sebastian Telfair a Boston Celtic basketball player.

Telfair, who (DON'T PLAY 'DAT) hails from Coney Island, and was captured on tape placing a call shortly after being (JACKED) of his (BLING BLING). About 20 minutes later, a gunman (YELLING, U BETTA' RECOGNIZZZZE FOOL!) squeezed off at least 10 rounds in a nearby parking lot.

Fabolous was struck once in the thigh and while no shell casings were recovered, police said the gunman was captured on surveillance footage leaving the scene in a gray car.

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Late story but still funny.....K-FED the CRACKHEAD

Kevin Federline was booed out of Monday Night Raw in L.A., when he stepped into the ring with World Wrestling Entertainment star John Cena,he was trying to promote his new album 'Playing With Fire'. Unfortunately, the want-to-be rapper didn't quite get the response he was hoping for from the audience.



This guy gives Vanilla Ice "street credit"

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Terrell Owens is still coming down from the 20+ pain killers he swallowed over a week ago.
The Drama King is at it again. The whiner caught 3 touchdown passes last week, which helped sweep last weeks antics under the rug. But, he is on another a role again with his big ol' flapper working without the brain.
"IRVING, Texas — Now that T.O. has loaded up on TDs, he has a new gripe: not enough catches before halftime." Which helped brush everything under the rug from last week.

However, T.O. is still not happy. His Comments: "For me, the game is getting boring, you know?" he said, giggling. "In the first half of the last two ballgames, I'm not in the ballgame. That's not to say I'm not working hard. I'm not sure what the case may be." Whaaa, whaaa, whaaa.
Quit dropping those passes in the first half !!!!!!

Actually, Owens has been perfectly balanced through five games. He's caught 11 passes in the first half, 11 in the second half. He's also had more yards before halftime (156) than after (121), while all his touchdowns have come in the final two quarters.

You big idiot ! I like what Sir Charles Barkley had to say about him. ""If I was a teammate, I would have hit him in the head with something," and that "T.O.'s got such an overbearing personality, he'd be tough to play with."

Let's put Sir Charles on the team !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ditzy Newlyweds star has taken on the role of publicist after her father and manager Joe Simpson fired her spokesperson. "It's been very emotional," Simpson told Jane magazine of the split with her former rep. "But I am my own publicist right now. I've called all the heads of the tabloids. I don't want anyone else to speak for me now."


Ohh my gosh, like, are you, like, totaly serious?



Famous Jessica Simpson quotes:

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”

“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!”

“'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'”

“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

“I don`t think people would take me seriously . They take me seriously as a blonde”

Need I say more......

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O.K.

"Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong have denied claims they are gay lovers"

You make the call !

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LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla. — A Lighthouse Point man is in critical condition this morning, a day after authorities say a stingray jumped onto his boat and stabbed him in the chest, leaving a foot-long barb stuck in him.

Eighty-one-year-old James Bertakis was boating with his grown granddaughter and her friend yesterday afternoon when the rare attack occurred.

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"O.J. Simpson confesses to the bloody slaughter of his ex-wife Nicole Simpson and her pal Ron Goldman and reveals he had an accomplice at the scene--in a bombshell new book!" WE ALL KNEW THE TRUTH, JUICE !
"The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that O.J. is being paid $3.5 million to describe the brutal knife attack blow-by-blow."
BANK ! I hope Ron Goldmans Family will be able to recoup the $33.5 million double decker taco's from the creepy killer.
"Because of double jeopardy laws, legal experts say O.J.'s confession will not likely lead to any legal trouble for him."
ONLY IN AMERICA can you get off of on murder charges, write a book, and rake in millions. I wonder how the dream team sleeps at night knowing they got off an admitted murderer.
Sweet dreams or nightmares? They sold themselves and the American public, and what do they thier kids ???? Murderers are good people too !

I won't be reading the book but look forward to all the hoopla !

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Al Sharpton Boycotts Cracker Barrel and Pledges to Loose 50lbs...

The Rev. Al Sharpton is due in South Carolina today to stand up for comic Chris Rock's mama.
Rose Rock, who helped inspire Rock's sitcom, "Everybody Hates Chris," has called in the Rev to demonstrate outside a Cracker Barrel restaurant where she alleges staffers ignored her.

In a completely unrelated story, Al Sharpton has been named the most sexiest "Mullet Man" by Mullet Man Magazine in 2007...

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Whitney Houston filed for divorce from Bobby Brown this week in Southern California's Orange County Superior Court...Brown and Houston's relationship – marked by trips to rehab, rumors of infidelity and run-ins with the law – just spiraled out of control" last fall. They fought like cats and dogs. They would fight about what to eat for dinner, about who wasn't cleaning out the dishwasher. Stupid things. But they were always yelling.

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40-year-old former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson promised an entertaining show Friday night when he launches "Mike Tyson's World Tour" in Youngstown, Ohio, against Corey "T-Rex" Sanders. Tyson said he likely would go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe. Wolfe, from Waco, is 21-1 with 15 knockouts. "She's such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field," Tyson said. When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, "I'm very serious."

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NEW YORK (AP) — Rapper Fabolous was shot early Tuesday as he stood at a Manhattan parking garage, spurring a sequence of events that left him both hospitalized in stable condition and under arrest, police said.

What up PIG! How ya gona trip out on a 187 wit a drive by and then sen my dawg on lock down 4 packing a gat? COPS SHOW NO LUV, tru dat!

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Men apparently feel homosexual when they listen to SexyBack by Justin Timberlake.
According to the magazine Blender, Timbaland, Justin's producer, confided that SexyBack may make men question their sexuality.

Timbaland explained, "Some people listen to a song like 'SexyBack' and think, am I queer?

Yes you are!
"Dirty babe You see these shackles Baby I'm your slave I'll let you whip me if I misbehave It's

just that no one makes me feel this way"....I need to go brush my teeth and take a shower just for even writting about this crap!

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Better be aware of who is around and learn to keep your mouth shut.

"A man in Brevard County, Fla., told authorities that someone reached into his mouth and removed his gold teeth as he slept, according to a Brevard County Sheriff's Office report"

DROOL

"The report said Bryan Osteen told officers that someone entered his bedroom and took the $80 teeth out of his mouth"

Must be fools gold. $80 bucks, come on !!!!!! The sad thing is it was worth it to someone to take the corroded, gingavitis smelling, used, plagued filled, fake gold teeth and risk having their fingers bitten off.

HMMMM, open your mouth, no you did't take them, please smile, no he doesn't have them. Hey, look at that guys teeth ,Mr. Officer, did you see him smile, those is my teeth !!!!!

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In an interview broadcast Friday on ABC's "Good Morning America," Gibson said he was "ashamed" by his remarks about Jews after his drunk-driving arrest, explaining that "when you're loaded, you know, the balance of how you see things - it comes out the wrong way."

Hmm......really?

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The UN General Assembly on Friday named South Korean Foreign Minister Ban Ki Moon as the next leader of the United Nations.

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A Malawian child rights group has said it wants to stop Madonna from adopting a child from the African country.

Why in the WORLD would ANYONE question Madonna's motherhood???

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"OSLO, Norway (AP) -- Bangladeshi economist Muhammad Yunus and the Grameen Bank he founded won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their pioneering use of tiny, seemingly insignificant loans - microcredit - to lift millions out of poverty." Angelina and Brad have nothing on this guy!

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Now that Mario Lopez is prancing around like a fruit cake on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars", here comes yet another former cast memeber of the widely popular kids show "Saved By The Bell", in his newly release sex tape.

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"A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body......."

That is correct, in and out, just like meat loaf.

"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible."
She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.

OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



NEED I SEE MORE.

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"The weirdo singer was seen in St Tropez, France, wearing a ruffled blouse, tight jeans and stilettos - hiding his face under a huge floppy blue hat and carrying a fluorescent orange handbag."

The sad thing is he was pictured with his 8 year old daughter . How freakin embarrassing for the poor girl.

The alleged child molesting, cross dressing, pedofile just made custody agreement with Debbie Rowe, the mother of his children. He is paying out $750,00 a year and she gives up visitation rights. What are you thinking???? Selling your children to the devil.

Next will be a childrens books co -authored by John Mark Carr.

LETS SHOOT HIM INTO SPACE and keep the darn kids away from the freak.

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POP star Madonna has adopted a one-year-old African boy. The child's father said, "I am happy my son will escape a life of poverty."

With Madonna's net worth somewhere around 600 million, this has got to be the biggest understatement of the year! HEY, Madonna, I'm up for adoption too.....:)

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