ASHTON KUTCHER "THE MISSING LINK"
Male chimpanzees have a penchant for a toyboy lifestyle and would far rather pair off with an older female than find one of their own age, a study has found.
To a young male chimp there is nothing so attractive as wrinkles, sagging skin and bald patches in a female who is old enough to be his great-great-grandmother.
So strong is the male urge to find an older partner that fights frequently break out over rights of access to the oldest female chimps in the tribe.
DEMI MOORE IS NOT EXACTLY A SAGGING, WRINKLED OLD CHIMP BUT THEN AGAIN I CAN SEE ASHTON KUTCHER SWINGING FROM A TREE AND CHEWING ON A BANANA.
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